every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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