Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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