I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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