Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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