Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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