We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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