Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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