My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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