Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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