im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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