Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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