what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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