i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
