I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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