I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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