But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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