Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
