so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize