theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
you never un-have a 4some
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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