i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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