i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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