Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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