Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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