i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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