i need an iv and a liver transplant
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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