he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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