I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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