I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How does it feel to date your dad?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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