do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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