O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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