My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Your tits are I can't wait for
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
