I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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