Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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