I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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