Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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