you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
he thought i was a dude.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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