I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Randomize
