Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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