Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
