It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
