Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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