oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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