Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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