i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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