i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
she peed on how many people?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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