I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I believe in your delicious
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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