I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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