i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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