Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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