i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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