Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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