What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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