we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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