We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I wish there were birth control emojis
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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