that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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