like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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